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Welcome to version two of my asciipr0n web page. You will notice a lack of
graphics and banner ads and popup windows and other annoying distractions.
Consequently, newer users of the web will be put off by the rather simplistic
style of this web page but that is not exactly my problem. Lusers. I hope
you spill some coffee on your iMac :P
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Over the last little while I have been working on a 3D animated film entitled
Rocketmen Vs Robots. As the title suggests, the film involves killer robots
who are determined to make life as miserable as possible for humans.
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Download some mp3's by me:
:) voidmain
:| uber-funkee
:D commodore 64
:9 niceDX
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THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF ROBOTS...
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ALL ARE DANGEROUS TO HUMANS
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REMEMBER...
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.-.`---.-||o o|---.-||o o|---.-||o o|---.-||o o|---.-||o o|
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... YOU are an INDIVIDUAL, just like EVERYBODY else!
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