The piglet and faggots in early march of the first day of spring in the rainy days of 1787 two men tossed off onto a freshly cut porkchop. In the summer afternoon or after the noon at a barbeque pit off the coast of hawaii at the oceanfront on the shore the homosexuals pissed on the first grain of black sand they saw. They gave birth for the sun.
The pig never splattered on the sand. furthermore, pork squealed, "Save me, myself, and I will save one of you who gave birth to me." Most men now have pigs. Thus they gave birth to a piglet.
The ham will tell three answers to the questions the piglet shall ask.
1. How does a baby pig work for the bears?
2. What makes a man ejaculate on a pig those guys cut open?
3. How and why did hairy men get together and what do they have to do with pregnancy anyways?
One fine winter day, they least hairy man watched a crusty urine crystal freeze on the tip of the pig's dick. In autumn the hairest fag was tired of spilling his sees on pigs and contrasting colors of beach sand. He was jealous of the pigs orgasm. He watched the curvy dude's method of dealing with his cock. He became envious of how it came for 3 more seconds than his dick did.